Weird Facebook Status (Total: 85) Ctrl+C to copy

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In'st it werid, you can sltil raed tihs eevn thguoh the ltetrs are mxied up? It's beuacse the brian raeds the wrod as a wohle. Not the invdiadul wrod! Sratnge!!
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wants to know who padded the walls and locked the door.and were did this jacket come from?!
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Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
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is wondering why people who are not allowed to swear do it any and people who are allowed to swear don't give a shit
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is off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz. who is going to be Toto, tin man, scarecrow and the lion. requests below to join me on my trip
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<-- yes they knows they is weird & no they does not care.
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what is weird?? is there even such a thing as weird?? what is normal?? no one is normal!! at least no one i know is normal... huh. that's weird to think about.
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I'm not weird... OM Goodness A Big Purple Waffle Just Took My Big Brother...what was i saying
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says: "I can't be held responsible for doing what the Rice Krispies tell me to do!"
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is staring at the pink llama sitting the corner plotting against me with the purple fairies and yellow goblin's. but i got my troll and pixie army.
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In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting!
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is on the 7th planet...your anus...wait...
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I'm an artist I'm supposed to be weird!
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is proud to be the window licking, helmet wearing, short bus riding friend. You love it and you wouldn't have me any other way.
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i luv u ,u love me lets have fun and kill barney with a knife to the throat and a kick from me or u no more purple dinosaur :D
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what is the point in having Friends who are normal ?? it just isn't any fun
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is pissed!!! The bitch in the mirror is copying me, they does everything I do, and they won't stop it!!
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A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong ;)
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If your friends say "Your the funniest friend i ever had!" that's just there way telling you your weird.
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I have decided to clarify for those who do not understand me... I don't have an attitude, I have a defined character...LOL :-)
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Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."
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People call me weird, because they wont admit how AWESOME I am :D
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is reading twilight go away stop reading me status go play dumb farm-ville or yo-ville or something i BITE!
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is drunk!!! The bitch in the mirror is copying me, they does everything I do, and they won't stop it!!
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