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...wonders if woodpeckers get headaches?.
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Today I burst out singing my 'Ozzy Osbourne Medley' then my 'Weird Al/We Will Rock You' medley, when my friend yelled 'SIT DOWN, IDIOT!' and slapped me. :)
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For those of you who call me weird.. when has "normal" ever been a virtue?
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I walked into a room full of Nutcases today and thought to myself..."I'm Home!!!" :D
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If I disappeared right now, where would you look for me? Think hard!Lemme know!
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If your riding uphill in a canoe, and your wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to fit in a doghouse
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Don't you ever want to run up to a random person, point at them, and say" Squirrel"!
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Says "When life gives YOU lemons you can make lemonade all you want, but when life gives ME lemons Im going to make grape juice and you'll wonder how i did it!"
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is in a battle between good (coffee) and evil (sleep), and it is becoming apparent that the force is stronger on the evil side!!! good night.. :{
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u r reading my status!
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