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Just think, if you were my teddy bear I would be sleeping with you right now. Goodnight!
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my dogs keep giving me the look they want to go to bed. Time for bed I can't take the dirty looks any more LOL
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is off to catch the free trip to dreamland... Night night folks!
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is going to club B.E.D.feat. DJ Blanky and MC Pillow to show a little booty and do a striptease with their sheets. Night all! enter my dreams if you dare
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On the pillow my head will lay, To begin my rest from the day, Now its time i say goodnight, The day is done and here comes night, Sweet dreams to all!
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this message has been brought to you by insomnia, because I CAN"T EFFING SLEEP !
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OK~ so I woke up this morning, saw my shadow and went back to bed! Think anyone will miss me for 6 weeks?!
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its my most favourite part of the night<3 BED! to sleep and dream about the most amazing & cute guy i like so much<3. so don't disturb me! good night :D
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is going to defrag my brain. Process takes 8 to 9 hours. Will be unavailable till reboot is complete..
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I think the world would be a lot more fun if people screamed when they yawned...
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is freaking amazing in bed and can do it for hours and hours and hours.
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is now going to bed because they has wasted half an hour of their life on status shuffle!
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I've had a long sleep, fuck it, I deserve a nap!
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My energy level has abandoned me for my bed... I don't blame it.
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Would really like to go to bed and wake up again when the sun shines
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wishes the Sleep Fairy would make the Insomnia Fairy and Reality Fairy go away . Have you seen the Cleaning Fairy ? I want their back too please.
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You know when you love someone when you are content just watching them sleep.
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ahhh bed, tonight, we meet again. Let's try to get to know each other more before u just push me away. I mean, all I wanna do is sleep with you. U wanna? lol
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is too sleepy to come up with a witty status, check back with me tomorrow, goodnight!
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I have trouble finding my keys in my bag during the day, But I can get that snooze button first go with my eyes shut and half asleep!!
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Sleep... It is the most beautiful thing you can think of, if you are totally sleepy...
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is off to bed to snuggle with their Honey and their pillow. MMMMMM
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Chloe:Yawn !!! Mum: Morning Gorgeous why are you yawning ? Chloe: I JUST got up mum ! Mum: But it's 2:30 PM Chloe: AND ? Mum: You were meant to go to the party
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On my way to mybed bar and grill to try a shot of sleep and a shot of snore if i dont get back in few is because them shots knocked me out!!
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when people tell me i got off the wrong side of the bed i tell them that i can only get out on one side because my bed is pushed against a wall :)
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