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If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.
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is in a...if you look at me, i will kill you. if you talk to me, i will kill you.if you think of me, i will kill you...kinda moods! :)
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roses are red, violets are blue, its cold outside, but not as cold as you.
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
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i did it because i can, i can because i want to, i want to because you said i couldn't
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haters only hate things they cant have.the people they cant be .. its just a little thing called JEALOUSY
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is really going to try and be more mean...yeah I know hard to believe, but they believes they's too nice and people take advantage of that way too often
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Me...Evil? Mean? Well...I blame the economy for my sinful ways...I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard!
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wonders why they bothers being nice to others when being nice just comes back to bite their in the ass.
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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
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"Don't criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have."
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"Don't criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have."
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Why are you so quick to point out my flaws, after all we are human and are not meant to be perfect. Care to own up to any of yours :P
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u weren't beat by the stupid stick u were beat by the whole tree
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thinks its funny how you think I'm listening to you, when in reality I'm thinking of things i can throw at you to make you shut up!
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got a problem wit me? solve it..think im trippin.. tie my shoes cant stand me sit down..cant face me turn the fuck around.
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"why not!"
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I've watched enough NCIS episodes to know.."i can kill you with out leaving any forensic evidence!!! so don't make me mad!!!
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My momma told me I don't have to be nice to stupid people.
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"dude, fuck off.."excuse me.. you'll probably never ever see me again, so shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you'll never get what you want!"
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this is germanish if you cant understand it that means you are an idiot
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... i'd tell you to go fuck yourself .. but from what i've heard .. you wouldn't be very good at it ..
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If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.
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is in a...if you look at me, i will kill you. if you talk to me, i will kill you.if you think of me, i will kill you...kinda moods! :)
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Stupid people should be fitted with a shock collar and smart people should have the remotes :) Maybe then we can teach them to act a little more intelligent.
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