Food Facebook Status (Total: 27) Ctrl+C to copy

thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
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thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon
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I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk :)
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is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.
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Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
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is now on two diets...because he was still hungry after just one.
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They say butterflies taste with their feet. What are your thoughts on this?
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
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"ughh I`m so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
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LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
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I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
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When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` :)
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What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!!
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Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
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Chocolate contains phenylthylamine, the chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love? Eat chocolate!
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Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
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The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
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You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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# Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?
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Screw you recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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