Crazy insane Facebook Status (Total: 90) Ctrl+C to copy

is not insane. and SO not easily distracted- HEY! My Pet Banana RAN INTO THE MONKEY EXHIBIT AT THE ZOO! Yellows! RUN! NO! they dead. the funerals tomorrow.
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I am not insane, the word you're searching for is crazy. The difference is that I know exactly what I am doing.
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is in the bath tub with their purple rubber duckies planning to take over the world with soap bubbles. . .HAHAHA I SOOOOOO EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Quick,call an adult! I'm unsupervised! Oh,wait! I am an adult. hee hee OK Never mind, crisis averted. Whew, that was a close one!
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knows if you could read my mind, you would be scarred for life!
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if I'm normal, o crap, we r all in trouble!!!
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OH MY GOD my computer just farted! oh wait hahaha that was just me.
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if i were sitting in a jail cell right now, why would u think i was there? ;)
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is not here right now, leave a message because the evil monkeys have taken over
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I think I'll try on crazy today and see how that fits.
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Does being hyper from eating too much chocolate mean your chocolate wasted?? Cause me & my imaginary friend bob thinks..SQUIRREL! Wait what was i saying?
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don't mess with me! for i am a ninja;therefore i have super secret ninja powers. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I CAN DO WITH THOSE POWERS?? i can kick you in the shin
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Some days we're just one clown short of a circus around here!
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Has just seen a purple unicorn doing a handstand on the sidewalk and the leprechauns won't stop singing show tunes.Why show tunes,why not opera?
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I am so stressed. I don't know whether I found a leash or lost my dog.
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Let's all get in a big circle and do the chicken dance, who's with me?
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The voices in my head told me to tell you that you are wasting your time by reading this status. OMG you read this whole thing? you need to get a life!
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people think I'm crazy,there just jealous because gummy bears talk to me not them.
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it's okay to dance to your own tune, even if it's being hummed by the voices in your head.XD
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wonders if ZEBRAS r black with white stripes or white with black stripes??? The voices in my head were just arguing bout it...I need to shut them up!!
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with no windows.It drove me monkeys!MONKEYS! Monkeys are Ninjas.Isn't that crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once...
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It took me all this time to lose my mind, what on earth made you think I would want a piece of yours?
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power puff girls beat me up !! those bitches
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Is tempted to throw a block of cheese at someone
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Today my inner child threw a tantrum because the voices in my head refused to share the sandbox of my mental playground. It was weird.
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