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is wondering whose bright idea it was to turn the sun off? IDIOT!
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the purple polka doted unicorn is chasing me down the rainbow hill on elephant lane!
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Off to the funny farm of my dreams...
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Have you ever started laughing for no reason, then started laughing even harder because you were laughing for no reason, Good I thought I was the only one
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HA! to all those little green people running around out there, your assassination attempt FAILED! countered by my army of ninja squirrels!! take that! XD
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OMG...my rice crispies are speaking Spanish again. I am really losing it!
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WHAT is this shit up my nose and HOW did it get there?!
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Ya know, there's times in life where ya just gotta say "fuck it" and regret it later :)
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Really? I know that she knows that he knows that I know that you know that I DON'T KNOW THAT!
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a b c d e f g, GuMmY bEaRs ArE cHaSiN mE!!! 1 iS rEd, 1 Is BlUe, 1 Is PeEiN oN mY sHoE! NoW iM rUnNiN fOr My LiFe CuZ tHe ReD 1 HaS A kNiFe!
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Some say to survive, you need to be as mad as a hatter... Which, luckily, I am.
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when my eyes turn black i start laughing tilt my head just a smidgen... run for dear life!
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So my imaginary friend told me today that your imaginary friend stole their crayons and called their a slut..is that true?
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is crazy, funny, wild, and beautiful. If u have a problem with that OH WELL! :)
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The voices have gone to sleep and left me to fend for myself. Be afraid!
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I was researching my family tree. All I found was a bunch of squirrels and nuts. :/
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You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a purple studded dildo and a fist full of pardons. lol
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hey i was just wondering-LIKE-i need to study-LIKE-I'm bored g'night-LIKE-your mom-LIKE-now I'm bored-LIKE-STOP CLICKING LIKE FOR 1,000 LIKES! WTF?
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and cry a Little less
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The 4 levels of insanity: 1. talks to self 2. gets in argument with self 3. loses argument with self 4. no longer speaks to self. Don't worry, I'm at level 21
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I caught myself humming along to Bieber "Baby" on the radio. I'm now in need of a padded cell!
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if someone throws skittles at me and yells ""TASTE THE RAINBOW"" ill throw a bottle of Dr.Pepper at them and yell "" WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN""
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You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
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um excuse me did you just call me normal?! come over here so i can knock u out for that insult
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You can throw Skittles at me and say EAT THE FREAKING RAINBOW! I'll just throw some M&Ms' back and say I'M NOT AFRAID! :D
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