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Crazy Facebook Status
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I don't want to talk to your penis!!! And I don't care what its' name is!!!
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(Votes:31)
Don't walk in front of me 'cause I'll step on the backs of your flip flops. Don't walk behind me 'cause I walk into walls. Just walk beside me so I can trip you
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(Votes:14)

don't mess with me today, I am out of my medication!
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2
(Votes:19)
feels like going 2 the store and Setting all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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(Votes:16)
Is heading towards insane but purple aliens wearing penguin jackets are blocking the road.
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5
(Votes:10)
Is thanking their Army of Rainbow Unicorns, Ninja Penguins, and Insane Monkeys for getting their Magical bacon back
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4
(Votes:8)
Realized that one of my other Me's is completely insane, the other one is bipolar, and another may be a little schizophrenic, why can't they all just b like me?
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(Votes:9)
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a home, I died there. Then the worms came. Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
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(Votes:15)
Some people say I'm really messed up.. I don't see what they're- omg! a feather !
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(Votes:11)
has took the goldfish for a walk... be back soon
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(Votes:10)
 
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