Break Up Facebook Status (Total: 20) Ctrl+C to copy

Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.
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A heart break is a blessing from God. It`s just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.
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Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry 4 all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
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The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else.
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You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.
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Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you`re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, “Do Not Disturb” on your heart. ♥
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We never really move on, all you can do is find someone else to think about.
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It`s sad when you think something can last forever, and the other person isn’t as fully committed as you are.
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Falling for you☑ Losing you☑ Crying over you☑ Getting over you☐
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I wish I knew what I was getting into before I started to care this much.
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Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn`t work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
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Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error
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If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.
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If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.
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When you said you loved me, did you mean it?
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Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving your best-friend.
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The deeper you love someone, the greater power they have to hurt you. So love wisely.
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Time passes. Memories fade. Feelings change. People leave. But hearts never forget.
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It was hard for me to walk away. But even harder when you didn’t even bother to try and stop me
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Sometimes Mondays Need Some Motivation
Are You Still Hungover After the Sunday Night Drinking?
Well Played Good Sir, Well Played
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